سیان - جرقویه اصفهان
سيان - جرقويه اصفهان
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جوک های خنده دار،jokes
جوک های شماره 1
?Teacher: what happened in 1869
.Student: King Richard was born
?Teacher: What happened in 1873
.Student: King Richard was four years old
?Customer: why is this sandwich half eaten
.The sandwich seller: because I didn’t have time to finish it
.A lady to her friend: My husband believes that I am beautiful
.Her friend replied: I know because people say love is blind
?Teacher: Nader, get up. How can you sleep in my class
.Nader: I can teacher if you keep your voice down
:A little boy asked his father
?Dad? How much does it cost to get married
.The father replied: I didn’t calculate my son, because I don’t I’m still paying its expenses
?The boy: why
The father: I havent calculated the total, because I’m still paying its expenses
جوک های شماره 2
"?student:“Would you punish me for something I didn`t do
"?teacher:“Of course not.” “Why do you ask such a question
"student;“Good, because I haven`t done my homework
?Teacher:Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting
?student:I used his pen
?teacher:What is the plural of mouse
student:Mice
?teacher:Good, now what's the plural of baby
! student: Twins
?Mother:What did you learn in school today
.Son:How to write
?Mother:What did you write
! Son:I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet
?teacher: What is an island
.student:A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side
?teacher:On one side
.student:Yes, on top
جدید
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
.Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
?Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon"
.Pupil : "The moon"
?Teacher : "Why"
.Pupil :
"The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us
light only in the day time when we don't need it"
.Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested"
Pupil : "A teacher
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